Showing posts with label Just For Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just For Fun. Show all posts

Saturday, 17 August 2013

Kelvin’s Premier League Predictions

It’s that time of the year again! This is how the Premier League table will look at the end of the 2013/2014 season.

1
Manchester City
2
Chelsea
3
Manchester United
4
Arsenal
5
Tottenham Hotspur
6
Liverpool
7
Swansea City
8
Everton
9
Fulham
10
West Ham United
11
West Bromwich Albion
12
Newcastle United
13
Southampton
14
Sunderland
15
Aston Villa
16
Cardiff City
17
Norwich City
18
Stoke City
19
Hull City
20
Crystal Palace

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Monday, 10 June 2013

Released XI

Last week Premier League clubs revealed the players who they would be releasing, this prompted @False_Number9 to create a Released XI, here is my team to face his. I have not used any of the same players, not even from the bench, and therefore this presented something of a challenge. None the less a team has been put together.


Mucha (Everton) - Whilst Mucha only played 2 games in the season gone, one of them was a sensational clean sheet and man of the match performance against Manchester City which allowed Everton to win the game 2-1. His second performance being a good game in Everton's 3-1 defeat of Reading. At 30 years old Mucha still has plenty of years ahead of him and a steady run in a team could allow him to shine.

Stam (Wigan) - Despite being a casualty in Wigan's disappointing season Stam offers solid defensive contribution and reliable tackling. His greatest quality, however, is his ability going forward from right back. Stam is an ablle dribbler and adept at crossing. At 28 years old Stam could provide a newly promoted team with cover or fit in well in the Championship.

Ben Haim (QPR) - At 31 his best years are no doubt behind him, but Ben Haim has 72 caps for Israel and has played for clubs such as Chelsea and Manchester City. As a player with a wealth of experience and the ability to play anywhere across the line, a gamble on Ben Haim seems worthwhile, as if he were able to recapture his form for Bolton (04-07) he would certainly be an asset to any team.

Pearce (Reading) - Only 24 and already a full Republic of Ireland international it is surprising that Reading has let Pearce go. Said to possess "a superb work ethic and mentality" the centre back, who played 19 times in the 12/13 Premier League, offers terrific value for any team looking for an old fashioned centre back.

Tierney (Norwich) - Tierney was only able to play once last season, but as a 27 year old Tierney still has years in him. He is a player not dissimilar to Pearce in his willingness to put his body on the line for the good of the team. He is also a strong crosser of the ball.

Whitehead (Stoke) - Versatile, experienced and strong Whitehead is more of a destroyer than a creator. 26 Stoke appearances suggest he is still up to pace with the Premier League, and a pass success rate of 83.8% suggests he isn't completely bereft of qualities with the ball. At 31 Whitehead could steady an inexperienced midfield or offer cover to a higher calibre of player.

O'Neil (West Ham) - A different sort of player to Whitehead, ex-England U21 player O'Neil has good technique and this is reflected in his set piece taking ability, key pass rate and long shot accuracy. In this hypothetical team O'Neil and Whitehead would act in a similar way to Alonso and Khedira do for Real Madrid. O'Neil has never relied heavily on pace, and therefore it seems likely that, at 30, he has 4-5 years left playing at a high level.

Bentley (Tottenham) - One of the stars of this team. Bentley has amassed 7 full England caps and has played for Arsenal, Blackburn during their reliable 06-08 years and Tottenham. Bentley has exemplary technique and scored one of the best goals in North London derby history for Tottenham. Bentley is 28 years old and has the ability to play comfortably in the English Premier League.

Gera (West Brom) - 34 years old and subsequently lacking in pace, regardless Gera is a highly creative and intelligent player who is able to play in almost any attacking position. Gera scored 4 goals in 16 West Brom appearances last season and no doubt has another season or two in him.

Thomas (West Brom) - Whilst 30 years old Jerome Thomas is still a left winger with pace capable of causing defenders problems. Thomas, a junior England international, may well be a class below Malouda but offers a superior attitude to the Frenchman's and would be an asset to most Premier League squads.


Campbell (QPR) - 31 years old and injury prone, DJ Campbell seems like an odd choice. Despite this in the 10/11 season Campbell showed finishing prowess and scored 13 goals for Blackpool, with three players behind him who will create chances DJ Campbell, when fit, could relive his season at Blackpool and score amply.

By Alex Pointon

Follow us on twitter - @ChapsTalkFBall

Sources:
Whoscored.com
Wikipedia

Sunday, 28 April 2013

Ever Present Players

I have always been interested by the phenomenon that is a player who can go a whole season without missing a minute of football. Obviously injury, rotation and form or the presence of a decent replacement are all reasons for a player to miss minutes. How many players have done this in Premier League seasons of the past? The 95-96 season was the first to be reduced to 38 games a season (previously 42). Surely fewer fixtures would make it easier to not miss a minute? Also, does the increasing physicality of the league make it harder to go all season without missing a minute?



As you can see the trend goes very much up and down, however were you to add a trend line (and I did) the gradient is -0.0312, to the non-mathematically inclined that means that that there is, on average, a very very slight decline in the frequency with which a player achieves this feat. If this season 7 players had not missed a minute (which has been equalled or bettered 10 times) then the gradient of the trend line would be 0.0078. Basically, the number of occasions that a player has gone all season and played every minute is neither really more or less frequent than it was at the beginning of the Premier League era.

Most frequent not missing a minute-ers

Name
PL seasons without missing a minute
David James
8
Brad Friedel
5
Jussi Jaaskelainen
5
Shay Given
4
Tim Howard
4
Pepe Reina
4
Nigel Martyn
3
Paul Robinson
3

That list is exclusively populated by goalkeepers, with David James well ahead of Friedel and Jaaskelainen. The most seasons managed by an outfield player is 2, achieved by just 4 players (Gareth Southgate, Alan Wright, Wayne Bridge and Sylvain Distin). All of the outfield players to have achieved this are defenders. Alan Wright is the shortest player in Premier League history and once strained his knee reaching for the accelerator in his new Ferrari.

By Alex Pointon

Follow us on twitter @ChapsTalkFBall

Statistics from www.transfermarkt.co.uk

Saturday, 20 April 2013

Team of 11 Leagues


I’ve been recently set the challenge of selecting a team with each player coming from a different league. It sounds easy on paper, but it’s rather challenging! Here is my team:

4-3-3

GK -  Igor Akinfeev (CSKA Moscow)
Akinfeev is an outstanding shot stopper who has 18 clean sheets this season for Russia and CSKA Moscow. Still only 27, he is certainly capable of replacing Victor Valdes at Barcelona next year.

LB - Philipp Lahm  (Bayern Munich)
Lahm can play both right-back and left-back, which is a rarity in today’s game. He captains both Germany and Bayern Munich and has 14 assists in all competitions this season; astonishing for a full-back.

CB - Vincent Kompany (Manchester City)
Kompany missed a lot of games through injuries this season and it’s no coincidence that City are so far behind United in the Premier League. Kompany was included in the PFA Team of the Year in both 2011 and 2012. He would have made the team this year too.

CB - Giorgio Chiellini (Juventus)
Chiellini was a key part of the water-tight Juventus defence that did not lose a single Serie A game last season. An incredible achievement that was sadly largely overlooked by the British media.

RB - Darijo Srna (Shakhtar Donetsk)
Croatia’s captain and most capped player with 102 caps. Definitely underrated, Srna should be playing in the Premier League.

DM - Victor Wanyama (Celtic)
Extremely powerful and can, at times, dominate the midfield. Definitely one to watch, and at only 21, Wanyama has the potential to be world class. Neil Lennon shares this view; he believes Wanyama is worth £25 million.

CM - Wesley Sneijder (Galatasaray)
Quick and technically gifted, Sneijder remains a world-class player despite his contract dispute with Inter Milan. Sneijder has settled in well at Galatasaray, but I believe a man of his talent should be playing for a better team.

CM - Nicolas Gaitan (Benfica)
Another playmaker, Gaitan continues to turn heads in the Primeira Liga. An excellent passer, Manchester United were rumoured to be interested in the Argentine last summer.

LW - Lionel Messi (FC Barcelona)
Doesn’t need an explanation really…

ST - Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Paris Saint-Germain)
Despite not doing auditions, Ibrahimovic is one of the world’s best strikers. The power that his shots can generate is astonishing. He currently has 33 goals in 40 games in all competitions for PSG this season.

RW - Neymar (Santos)
The greatest Brazilian talent since Ronaldo. Neymar has 54 goals in 102 games for Santos and 19 goals in 31 games for Brazil. Comparisons to PelĂ© are premature, but at just 21, time is on Neymar’s side.

What do you think? What would your team be? Tweet us! @ChapsTalkFBall

By Kelvin Jones @KelvinJonesCBE

Statistics from whoscored.com

Monday, 25 February 2013

Pound for pound Premier League

Last night on twitter FourFourTom presented his followers with questions about who had been the best and worst "pound for pound" English teams this season. The two teams who were mentioned more often than not for the worst pound for pound were Chelsea and QPR. These are both understandable and justifiable.

Chelsea often field a front four that was put together for around £125 million (Torres, Mata, Oscar and Hazard) and to be sitting in third a whole seven points from second and an astounding nineteen points off of the leaders Manchester United is simply unacceptable with this fire power available to them.

QPR are also obvious candidates for worst performing team, not only are they six points off of nineteenth position they are also the lowest scorers in the league (19 goals in 27 games, next lowest - Villa/Stoke 26 goals in 27 games). QPR are on the longest run without a win in the league too, having picked up a point or less in each of their last six fixtures.

However I would like to nominate Manchester City for worst team as well (I assure you that this isn't just my red tinted glasses). They may have only lost three league games all season but two of the teams they lost to were Sunderland and Southampton, games that defending champions should be able to come out of with points. They also have dropped points against QPR, West Ham and Stoke. If you look at goals for and against then it isn't apparent that City are having a bad season, they boast the meanest defence in the league (conceding 24 goals in 27 games, next lowest - Arsenal/Spurs/Chelsea 30 goals in 27* games) and are the leagues fourth top scorers. A quick glance at how they did in the cups shows League Cup defeat at the hands of Aston Villa and only accumulating three points across their six Champions League group stage matches. With all of this in mind I feel the largest reason I suggest City is their inability to keep pace with Manchester United, Mancini has been unable to motivate his team to chase down the leaders. If, come the end of the season, City are still twelve points (or possibly even more) off of United then the 2012/13 campaign will be regarded as both a failure and possibly even an embarrassment.


All stats take from whoscored.com and were correct at the time of publishing

*Spurs have only played 26

Saturday, 16 February 2013

Since Arsenal Last Won a Trophy


Arsenal FC last won a trophy at the end of the 2004-05  football season, well over 7 years ago. It was the FA Cup and they beat Manchester United 5-4 on penalties, after the game had finished 0-0. Since that day players who have transferred away from Arsenal have won a combined total of 73 trophies, in various leagues across the world. I am now going to tell you who those players and trophies are.
  • ·         Alexander Hleb, transferred to Barcelona, won the 2009 La Liga, the 2009 Copa del Rey and the 2009 UEFA Champions League with Barcelona, won the 2011 Football League Cup with Birmingham City.
  • ·         Anthony Stokes, transferred to Sunderland, won the 2007 Football League Championship with Sunderland, won the 2012 Scottish Premier League and 2011 Scottish Cup with Celtic.
  • ·         Ashley Cole, transferred to Chelsea, won the 2010 Premier League, the 2007, 09, 10 and 12 FA Cups, the 2007 League Cup, the 2009 FA Community Shield and the 2012 UEFA Champions League.
  • ·         Cesc Fabregas, transferred to Barcelona, won the 2012 Copa del Rey, the 2011 Supercopa de Espana, the 2011 UEFA Super Cup and the 2011 FIFA Club World Cup with Barcelona.
  • ·         Eduardo, transferred to Shakhtar Donetsk, won the 2011 and 12 Ukrainian Premier League, the 2011 and 12 Ukrainian Cup and the 2012 Ukrainian Super Cup with Shakhtar Donestk.
  • ·         Emmanuel Adebayor, transferred to Manchester City, won the 2011 Copa del Rey with Real Madrid.
  • ·         Emmanuel Eboue, transferred to Galatasaray, won the 2012 Super Lig and 2012 Super Kupa with Galatasaray.
  • ·         Fran Merida, transferred to Atletico Madrid, won the 2010 UEFA Super Cup with Atletico Madrid.
  • ·         Frederik Ljunberg, transferred to West Ham United, won the 2009 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup with the Seattle Sounders.
  • ·         Gael Clichy, transferred to Manchester City, won the 2012 Premier League and the 2012 FA Community Shield with Manchester City.
  • ·         Gilberto Silva, transferred to Panathinaikos, won the 2010 Super League Greece and the 2010 Greek Football Cup with Panathinaikos.
  • ·         Jermaine Pennant, transferred to Birmingham City, won the 2006 FA Community Shield with Liverpool.
  • ·         Jose Antonio Reyes, transferred to Atletico Madrid, won the 2007 La Liga with Real Madrid, won the 2009 Taca da Liga with Benfica, won the 2007 UEFA Intertoto Cup, the 2010 UEFA Europa League and the 2010 UEFA Super Cup with Atletico Madrid.
  • ·         Kerrea Gilbert, transferred to Portland Timbers, won the 2009 Football League One with Leicester City, won the 2012 Leinster Senior Cup with Shamrock Rovers.
  • ·         Kolo Toure, transferred to Manchester City, won the 2011 FA Cup, the 2012 Premier League and the 2012 FA Community Shield with Manchester City.
  • ·         Lassana Diarra, transferred to Portsmouth, won the 2008 FA Cup with Portsmouth, won the 2012 La Liga, the 2011 Copa del Rey  and the 2012 Supercopa de Espana with Real Madrid.
  • ·         Lauren, transferred to Portsmouth, won the 2008 FA Cup with Portsmouth.
  • ·         Mathieu Flamini, transferred to AC Milan, won the 2011 Serie A and 2011 Supercoppa Italiana with AC Milan.
  • ·          Matthew Connolly, transferred to AFC Bournemouth, won the 2011 Football League Championship with Queens Park Rangers, won the 2012 Football League Championship with Reading.
  • ·         Patrick Viera, transferred to Juventus, won the 2006 Serie A with Juventus, won the 2007, 08, 09 and 10 Serie A and the 2006 and 08 Supercoppa Italiana with Inter Milan, won the 2011 FA Cup with Manchester City.
  • ·         Samir Nasri, transferred to Manchester City, won the 2012 Premier League and the 2012 FA Community Shield with Manchester City.
  • ·         Sebastian Larsson, transferred to Birmingham City, won the 2011 Football League Cup with Birmingham City.
  • ·         Sol Campbell, transferred to Newcastle United, won the 2008 FA Cup with Portsmouth.
  • ·         Thierry Henry, transferred to Barcelona, won the 2009 and 10 La Liga, the 2009 Copa del Rey, the 2009 Supercopa de Espana, the 2009 UEFA Champions League, the 2009 UEFA Super Cup and the 2009 FIFA Club World Cup with Barcelona, won the 2010 MLS Eastern Conference with the New York Red Bulls.

With Arsenal out of both domestic cups and European competition already this year, and them sitting 21 points behind Premier League leaders Manchester United, it looks set for this list to only expand further.

by Paddy Milnes
Follow me on Twitter: @thepaddy

Source:
footballdatabase.eu

Friday, 18 May 2012

Nike Football: My Time Is Now - Cast Value

Nike have just released a new advertisement. Watch it right this second...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMv8g8CO4cQ

Now I bet you're thinking, gosh that's a whole heap of footballing talent in a 3 minute video. How much are they all all worth? Well I shall watch the whole video many many times over and note down all of the players I see and then look up their values on http://www.transfermarket.co.uk/

Van Der Wiel - 8.8 million
Sneijder - 28 million
Lloris - 16 million
Strootman - 7 million
Van Der Vaart - 22 million
M'Vila - 17.5 million
Ribery - 37 million
Ronaldo - 79 million
Ozil - 28 million
Gotze - 26.5 million
Hernandez - 17.5 million
Pique - 33.5 million
Iniesta - 57 million
Neymar - 26.5 million
Pato - 26.5 million
Wilshere - 19.5 million
Van Bommel - 2.2 million

And honourable mentioned goes to Lebron James, who Forbes magazine estimates is worth roughly 63 million to his current club.

That adds up to £515.5 million. Wow.

By Alex Pointon